GIVEAWAY: Sh*t My Mother Says
With Mother’s Day approaching, we thought we’d have a little fun with this week’s giveaway. We know how you’ve enjoyed sharing and reading what sh*t dads say and what sh*t kids say, so let’s celebrate what our moms say.
What sh*t does your mom — or the mother of your child — say?
Post the interesting, funny or shocking things the moms in your life say to enter our giveaway for a bundle that is the sh*t :) — our Rocker Mama Bundle featuring all the mamas in our collection: Lullaby Renditions of Pink, Madonna, Bjork and No Doubt. Enter by Wednesday, May 14, at 6 pm PST to enter our random draw. One (1) winner will be selected.
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Whenever we told our mom we wanted something she would say “want in one hand, sh*t in the other and see which one fills up faster” I am a child of the 80’s!
ashley
My mom: “Do as I say, not as I do.”
Jon Beringer
My mom: “Dont you want to be pretty?!”
Barb
I’m not the sharpest cookie in the box.
Ashley Kemp
“Don’t let a guy call you ‘babe’ while you’re dating cause he might be doing it cause he can’t remember your name.” – my momma. :)
Betsy Schapp
My grandma used to say: “Go ahead, get mad. You can either get happy again or die mad.” My mom says this too now, and I probably will once my son is a little older.
Erin
One night my mum was doing word puzzles, for half an hour she was stuck because she couldn’t figure out the words that were left over. She kept asking everyone what a to-aster was. No one was paying her any real attention, and I finally got sick of hearing it, so I went over and had a look. I shook my head and calmly said “Mum, try toaster”. We’ve been calling toasters to-asters ever since.
Kate
Sometimes it’s better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
Lisa
My father muttering to a bad driver that cut him off – “It must be tough to go through life stupid!”
My mom, who hadn’t been paying attention, responding to him – “Oh, it’s not so bad!”
Kristen H
My mother just came to visit, I asked her if she wanted to watch the movie Wolverine. Her response? " Wolverine?! I don’t want to watch a movie about a Coyote. "
stephaniet
“Experience is a dear school and some fools will learn in no other.”
MJ
To my friend who couldn’t make it to my bachelorette party because she was having a malignant tumour removed: “So sorry you can’t make it to the party, LOL, Judy”
Me: “Why are you laughing out loud at her being in hospital?!”
Mum: “Is that what it means?! I thought it meant lots of love”
facepalm
Hayley MJ
At age 12 (when I was a tomboy), my mom would ask me to wear a dress and some make up so I looked more feminine.
At age 18 (when I was a goth), my mom would say when I was getting ready to go out “you either look like a clown or a prostitute!”
I could never win ;)
Rome Petricca
While I was texting my mother about my possible induction when I was pregnant with my daughter, she said: Well, hopefully contractions start on their own and they won’t have to give you the potato salad.
She was using voice to text which didn’t recognize pitocin. Still cracks me up!
Sanantha Strange
During homeschooling when I was growing up…
“And now we come to the 5th Egyptian Pharaoh, and one of the first female leaders of a nation, ‘Heeps of sh*t’ laughter sorry, Hatshepsut.”
William
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